Night Owl

9am church. This is a really big challenge for me, folks. 9am is not my thing. I'm so glad my kid is 5 now because she's old enough to make her own peanut butter sprinkle sandwiches for breakfast. (Yes, sprinkles. She also eats sliced apples with peanut butter and sprinkles. Today she tried banana with peanut butter and sprinkles. It's totally her idea.) Because I am NOT a morning person, y'all. When I was in college, I wouldn't take classes that started before 10am because I wouldn't be there. Ever. I just can't get myself up and going that early. People like my husband who wake up at 5 or so just stare or roll their eyes when I call 9am early. Seriously, the thought of having to wake up at, like, 7 to get a kid to school is a sizeable factor in my decision to homeschool. (That and I'm an almost credentialed teacher. Might as well put all those education courses to use and teach my own kid.) When we were assigned to 9am church this year, I...